[clug] Programming Humour. (repost)
sjenkin at canb.auug.org.au
Mon May 13 01:59:47 MDT 2013
A friend sent me this link and it always makes me laugh.
I've posted it on this list before, so my apologies in advance.
It might be read along with this:
Or this from Al Stevens and others:
"370 JCL" (Shooting yourself in the foot)
"You send your foot down to the MIS department with a 4000 page
document explaining how you want it to be shot.
Three years later, your foot comes back deep fried with a bill for
The James Iry page misses the April Fools' Day joke about Unix just
being a prank (no it wasn't) :-)
And the obligatory "If Operating Systems were Airlines":
When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench
and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html.
And I stumbled on this list
Which points to a dmr page [2000/2003], reminding us there's more to
this world than Computers.
I like the "Unix csh/sh commands".
I thought at one time a version of make responded to "make love" with
"not war". [Others might confirm or correct this.]
The kev009 page includes a Politically Correct sub-section, including:
For far too long, power has been concentrated in the hands of "root"
and his "wheel" oligarchy.
We have instituted a dictatorship of the users.
All system administration functions will be handled by the People's
Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS).
"compress" has been replaced by the lightweight "feather" command.
Thus, old information (such as that from Dead White European Males)
should be archived via "tar" and "feather".
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