Celebrity deathmatch: Larry Wall v. Guido van Rossum

[Jeremy]

>Ahhhhhhhha. In the famous words of Yosemite Sam: "Of course, you know this means
war!"
>
>Firstly, in asnwer to your questions:
>
>    * I use my monitor in a room not a hall
>    * I drive a XJS V12 and it does MORE than 55kph in 1st!
>    * I don't wear underware except a g-string I put on once; but have never
been able to find to remove.
>    * I hardly ever f***ing swear.
>    * I have not ever brushed my teeth (I find the plaque acids breakdown the
foods better).
>
>NOW, give me one reason why perl is better than python! Go on, go on.......
:-))

Larry Wall has a higher charisma score, and wields a +1 keyboard of confusion.
 Guido van Rossum with his monocle of clarity has no chance...