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JOKE-FARM JOKE OF THE DAY:

Remember Stella Liebeck, who pried $640,000 out of McDonalds after 
spilling a cup of McCoffee she was balancing between her knees in her 
grandson's car. 
But did you hear about John Parker, who tried a similar between-the-
legs McDonald's lawsuit - With a milkshake? (He lost). 
A guy sued Anheuser-Busch for emotional distress after drinking the 
company's beer without later having 'success with women.' 
A robber sued the bank, the manufacturer, the city, the police, and the 
hospital after a 'Security Pac' hidden in the stolen loot released tear gas 
and red dye. 
A minister and his wife sued a guide-dog school when a blind man 
stepped on the wife's toes in a shopping mall. 
A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a convert 
when he saw women using the men's rest room. 
A New York woman sued the company that makes The Clapper, 
claiming she 'had to clap too hard in order to turn her appliances on.' 
In a high-profile case last year, a Blue Cross-Blue Shield of Missouri 
worker unsuccessfully sued IBM, claiming that the 'faulty design' of 
IBM's keyboards produced pain that prevented her from working. 
In December 1996, a New York jury awarded $5.3 million to a secretary who 
claimed she was injured by a Digital Equipment Corporations keyboard. Rather 
than asserting that keyboards were defective, her lawyers contended that Digital 
neglected to warn its users about the dangers of typing. 
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