[clug] Conceal your tracks abbd

Darren Freeman daz111 at rsphysse.anu.edu.au
Wed Jun 30 07:59:07 GMT 2004

On Wed, 2004-06-30 at 06:23, Your Privacy wrote:
> Hi
> Do you feel safe surfing the Internet? I think this quote says it best...

the aliens have been tracking my brainwaves for months now so I don't
feel any less safe...

> "Modern Americans are so exposed, peered at, inquired about

this is why they have so many reality TV shows, duh

> You probably aren't aware that your computer leaves trails of everything you do while on the Internet.

Given that you just posted on CLUG, one of the world's most paranoid
organisations (and also one of the most powerful - with our pinky finger
we can rm -Rf you), I think we are aware that people who use inferior
OSes get what they deserve.

> ..Identity Theft

For example, my name is now Your Privacy. "How's it going, Your?"
they'll say.

> ..Relationship Breakups

CLUG = "Can't Land Ugly Girls"

> ..RIAA Raids

No, but we've tried floppy RAIDs.

> ..FBI Raids

dd if=/dev/fbi of=/dev/null

> ..Hacker Break-ins

Hey, we're almost having hacker sleep-ins!

> ..Online Stalkers

Are you looking at me funny?

> ..and much much more!

Plus with this new knife knife you can slice through those old knives in
seconds! Watch what it does to this old half-chewed pair of slippers!

> Protect your self before you are just another statistic.  You won't regret it.

... upgrade your spam filter today!

> Truly,
> Your friend

What a coincidence! My name's Your too!

Have fun,
Your Privacy

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