When the end really comes

[Howard Lowndes]

On Mon, 6 Jan 2003, Michael Still wrote:

> On Mon, 6 Jan 2003, David Gibson wrote:
> 
> > So, is there anything I can do with the corpse, which doesn't involve
> > throwing it, with whatever PCBs, heavy metals and other nasties it
> > contains, straight into landfill?
> 
> Foot stool. Garden ornament. Door stop.

Local scrap metal merchant.

> 
> My favourite is: grab the powersupply out of it, and use it for opening
> those CD ROM drives you always forget to empty before unplugging.

I find there is usually a small hole that accepts a straightened 
paperclip.

> 
> Technical aid for the disabled might also be able to help you.
> 
> Mikal
> 
> 

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