[clug] Linux BBQ

Paul Alexander Warren u3292467 at anu.edu.au
Thu Aug 14 10:48:16 EST 2003

Antti.Roppola at brs.gov.au wrote:
> At a Unix BBQ:
> MacOS X users would be served shrink-wrapped airline meals
> exquisitely presented on translucent platters.
> Debian users would be provided a set menu of nutritious
> pre-packed meals produced by ethical organic farmers. The
> meals are delivered via parachute air-drop.
> Gentoo users would bring a cow, two sticks and a sharp flint.
> SCO users would be served cold rancid spam from 1983 by a surly French
> waiter who tells them it is the most exclusive cuisine available.
> SCO executives would bring a rusty can of spam from 1983 and then
> demand an equal portion of everybody's filet mignon.
> Solaris users would bring a Java powered cattle eviscerating machine
> that is capable of churning out hamburger mince at 257 kg/sec.
> Antti

Linux From Scratch (www.linuxfromscratch.org) users, like me, would 
bring a whole kitchen in the back of a truck, and create exactly the 
meal we wanted, balanced, nutritious, AND tasty.

Don't like hamburgers, make a risotto  :o)


Paul Warren
u3292467 at student dot anu dot edu dot au

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