[clug] Linux BBQ
Antti.Roppola at brs.gov.au
Antti.Roppola at brs.gov.au
Fri Aug 8 16:41:23 EST 2003
At a Unix BBQ:
MacOS X users would be served shrink-wrapped airline meals
exquisitely presented on translucent platters.
Debian users would be provided a set menu of nutritious
pre-packed meals produced by ethical organic farmers. The
meals are delivered via parachute air-drop.
Gentoo users would bring a cow, two sticks and a sharp flint.
SCO users would be served cold rancid spam from 1983 by a surly French
waiter who tells them it is the most exclusive cuisine available.
SCO executives would bring a rusty can of spam from 1983 and then
demand an equal portion of everybody's filet mignon.
Solaris users would bring a Java powered cattle eviscerating machine
that is capable of churning out hamburger mince at 257 kg/sec.
Antti
-----Original Message-----
From: Darren Freeman [mailto:daz111 at rsphy1.anu.edu.au]
Sent: Friday, 8 August 2003 1:53 PM
To: linux at samba.org
Subject: [clug] D'Oh! Short notice
Shame this didn't get on /. sooner:
http://www.linuxpicnic.org/
Tomorrow. Any way we could have a sympathy barbeque? Would Oracle pay?
;)
Darren
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