Newbie question, slightly off topic

[Andrew Still]

Hello.

To those of you who might have asked Mikal about me, my name is
Linus^H^H^H^H^HTridge^H^H^H^H^H^HAndrew Still, and I was born at 12:59 on
Friday, Canberra time (which is 11 hours in front of UMT at the moment). I
guess that makes me a new user of Linux.

Anyway, on to my question. This isn't meant as a troll, but what
distribution of Linux supports getting vomit out of the keyboard the best?

Thanks,
Drew

PS: Mikal has me reading the PDF specification at the moment...