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JOKE-FARM JOKE OF THE DAY:
Remember Stella Liebeck, who pried $640,000 out of McDonalds after
spilling a cup of McCoffee she was balancing between her knees in her
grandson's car.
But did you hear about John Parker, who tried a similar between-the-
legs McDonald's lawsuit - With a milkshake? (He lost).
A guy sued Anheuser-Busch for emotional distress after drinking the
company's beer without later having 'success with women.'
A robber sued the bank, the manufacturer, the city, the police, and the
hospital after a 'Security Pac' hidden in the stolen loot released tear gas
and red dye.
A minister and his wife sued a guide-dog school when a blind man
stepped on the wife's toes in a shopping mall.
A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a convert
when he saw women using the men's rest room.
A New York woman sued the company that makes The Clapper,
claiming she 'had to clap too hard in order to turn her appliances on.'
In a high-profile case last year, a Blue Cross-Blue Shield of Missouri
worker unsuccessfully sued IBM, claiming that the 'faulty design' of
IBM's keyboards produced pain that prevented her from working.
In December 1996, a New York jury awarded $5.3 million to a secretary who
claimed she was injured by a Digital Equipment Corporations keyboard. Rather
than asserting that keyboards were defective, her lawyers contended that Digital
neglected to warn its users about the dangers of typing.
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